What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What would happen if the US government told the British government in no uncertain terms all RAF bases with USAF personnel now must follow the Constitution and us law, and if the UK tried to defy this, the US military would directly attack the UK?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is the left keep misrepresenting what Trump said about his daughter? When asked if he would date her if he weren’t her father, it simply reflected pride in raising a smart, respectful, and loving daughter with good morals all men want that no?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun