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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 02:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Still no good

Finals Film Study: Thunder offense vs. Pacers' defense - NBA

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

2025 NCAA baseball bracket: Men's College World Series scores, schedule - NCAA.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

17 more WA Rite Aid stores, including 4 Bartell Drugs, to shutter - The Seattle Times

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Terraforming Mars Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore – Here’s What It Would Take - SciTechDaily

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

share office space ...

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How and why do cats purr? Scientists finally found the answers - Earth.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nostalgic Tunes Trigger Stronger Urge to Dance Than Familiar Hits - Neuroscience News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?